It’s time for some humor to help us get through the week. I was laughing so hard at some of these. Hope they can also bring out a belly laugh or two for you. Here are my top 5.
What surprises you most about this…
A little morbid humor …
Looking cool…
Trump …
Words…
- Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
- I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
- I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
- PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
- Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
- I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
- This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
- Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
- My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
- I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
- I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
- Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
- Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended!
Remember, we will get through this and come out stronger. Stay safe and stay home everyone.
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I agree; I love the jigsaw puzzle one! I also love “I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.” Thanks for the laughs!
Thanks Tracy. Glad I brought some laughter to your life. 🙂 Hang in there
I laugh my head off regarding the 2 to 4 year old Jig-saw puzzle and the restaurant name The Kitchen. Thanks even though I have heard the first several times before.
LOL. the jig saw one is pretty clever. there are so many obvious trump jokes but that one has been the best I have seen so far. Glad it made you laugh:-)